My self-published books are available on Amazon through Kindle Direct Publishing


With 30 pages of cats doing dickish behaviors, this best-selling book has sold over 17,000 copies worldwide. It's sure to bring a smile to any cat-lover's face.


With 30 pages to color, this book is the follow-up to Cats Being Dicks, but lacks the profanity and a is a little cleaner inside so it's suitable for all ages and levels of modesty.


With over 50 pages to color, this book inserts cats into famous (and some not-so-famous) works of art throughout history. Each page comes with some info on the art/artist being parodied as well as lots of cat puns.


Dogs Being Dicks: A funny adult coloring book for dog lovers
With 30 pages to color of dogs doing dickish (and sometimes dark) behaviors, this book is sure to bring a smile to any dog lovers face and makes a great gift!


PIE RATS! A piratey rat and pie adventure coloring book
With over 30 pages to color, set sail into a bizarre and humorous journey with the Pie Rats. Unlike other coloring books, this one has a narrative involving a betrayal by a broken tontine and the adventure of revenge.